December 2011
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
Dec 31st
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Dec 27th
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maliciousmaeplayswithlions replied to your post: maliciousmaeplayswithlions replied to… NAKED?!?!?!?!?!??!!? OH PLEASE SAY NAKED! WITH JUST A PEACOAT ON SO THAT IN THE TAXI ON THE WAY BACK WE CAN GET IT ON!!!! I CAN’T EVEN WAIT FOR THE TAXI, I AM SHOVING YOU INTO THE FUCKING BATHROOM STALL OH GOD
Dec 27th
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maliciousmaeplayswithlions replied to your post: maliciousmaeplayswithlions replied to your post: I… I GODDAMN AM GETTING ON A PLANE AND WE’RE HAVING HOT SEX BECAUSE I AM HORNY AS FUCK RIGHT NOW YOU BETTER NOT BE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW WOMAN, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT.
Dec 27th
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maliciousmaeplayswithlions replied to your post: I want grilled cheese. I WANT SEX BUT I DONT HAVE MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE I WANT YOU BUT YOU’RE NOT IN MY BED YET.
Dec 27th
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person: Do you know any sodium jokes?
me: Na
Dec 27th
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I want grilled cheese.
BUT WE HAVE NO BREAD.
Dec 27th
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Things that should never be said:
Happy Christmas
Dec 25th
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store clerk: thanks, come again
me: you too
Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Tater tots:
Because potato children just sounds fucking awkward.
Dec 21st
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raisins are so fucking weird. it’s like eating little old grape people.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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So I got new neighbors right?
Because everyone moved to fucking Colorado and left me to die. And they’re so fucking annoying. Stop mowing your lawn at freaking 4 in the morning. We have Mexicans for that shit. Also, awkward mom, I will not date your son no matter how many times you tell me he goes to Princeton on scholarship. STOP TALKING. And don’t you dare yell at me when you see me walking home at 5 in the...
Dec 20th
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“You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo”
– Satan
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Anonymous asked: you're a spicy sexy jalapeno peper and i just want to eat you all day
Dec 18th
tommyglynnftw asked: what is your opinion on how awesome you are?
Dec 18th
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someone ask me things. or just talk to me. send me anonymous hate i don’t even care, do something. http://justnithya.tumblr.com/ask http://justnithya.tumblr.com/ask http://justnithya.tumblr.com/ask http://justnithya.tumblr.com/ask http://justnithya.tumblr.com/ask five for emphasis.
Dec 18th
Whoever let me have a facebook before 2010 should...
jazzsquares: What EVEN timeline
Dec 18th
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Roses are red, violets are blue, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE.
Dec 18th
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My life on repeat:
Wicked Chicago Taylor Swift Phantom of the Opera
Dec 18th
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ListenEnrique Iglesias - Hero
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Type in "let it snow" on google.
You’re welcome.
Dec 17th
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I’m Skyping in my bra and underwear. Liberation! PS: No pants!
Dec 16th
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jaegerjaques: Your witty statuses you got from tumblr, and your 1,000+ friends that you got from Twitter do not make up for your shitty personality.
Dec 16th
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Republicans:
Just what the FUCK are you doing?
Dec 16th
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I want something that starts with mc and ends with donalds.
Dec 15th
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me: hey mom i got an A in this exam
mom: ok i don't care
me: i got a C but so did everyone else beca-
mom: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE GOT YOU DON'T STUDY OR PUT ANY EFFORT IN YOU ARE STUPID AND I'M SICK OF TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU AWFUL DEMON CHILD
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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christmas wishlist
khamoshi: college acceptances college acceptances college acceptances
Dec 15th
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I want Chipotle.
Right now. In my mouth. It’s 3:30 am. WHY THE FUCK AM I SO HUNGRY.
Dec 15th
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You better watch out, you better not cry, you...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Empty
b-aires-born: Be so far away showed me one thing: I can’t function without you and truthfully, my life is empty without you <3 Being*
Dec 15th
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Dec 15th
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On another note,
I just cracked my back. Which I haven’t been able to crack all day. AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOD
Dec 14th
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So I started this job, right?
And by started, I mean I’m covering for James for the next three days because he’s in motherfucking Colorado. And he didn’t take me. But anyways- And a motherfucking BLOOD came in. And I know y’all hipsters know what a blood is, you throw the symbol up in all yo’ mo’fuckin’ hipster pictures, okay. So he comes in, and he’s wearing some big ass red tshirt, okay. And I’m like...
Dec 14th
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thechristmaspaedo: youaremynirvana: gay?!
Dec 14th
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overplayed: my mind’s life long dream is for me to be skinny my stomach’s life long dream is to take in as much food as is humanly possible
Dec 14th
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Places I want to be:
Your bed.   yeah, you. you know who you are. you.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I JUST HAD A FUCKING NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE OKAY
THIS SPIDER CRAWLED INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND OMG THIS THING WAS SERIOUSLY THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR AND I JUST STARED AT IT FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES CONTEMPLATING IF I SHOULD GO GET A SHOE OR USE THE TRASH CAN AND AS I WAS TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT THE DOOR THIS HELL SENT DEMON CUNT LEGIT FUCKING JUMPED AT ME I HAVE NEVER FUCKING RAN SO BITCH RAPING FAST TO GET A SHOE AND I CAME...
Dec 14th
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Anonymous asked: My grandma gives better head than you.
Dec 13th
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places I want to visit over winter break:
california new york ohio the refrigerator
Dec 13th
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can someone just hold me right now and tell me that it’s okay or- i don’t even know. just get me out of here, please.
Dec 13th
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“Look at yourself. If you really think that there are guys out there that want...”
– What my dad just said to me.
Dec 13th
Just in case anyone was wondering, happiness looks...
Dec 12th
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