February 2011
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get...
Release the Kraken.
“If someone hurts you, make the bitch pay.”
Hoes before bros
Chicks before dicks.
Uteruses before duderuses.
Ovaries before brovaries.
Besties before testes.
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Back at home!
And back to the drama-filled halls of hypocrisy that people call high school.
I miss Emory.
January 2011
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Have you seen that picture of Helen Keller's...
No? Oh. Well, neither has she.
Traviana
samiferazi:
WTF.
30 kids. 12 hours. One bus.
And we’re finally at Emory. :D
T-Minus 1 hour and 15 minutes until Emory
Or the 10 hour bus ride, at least. On a fucking school bus. asdfghjkl; WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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If abortions are murder, then blowjobs are...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Bad decisions lead to good stories.
I FLY LIKE PAPER, GET HIGH LIKE A PLANE.
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Every night, I would go to sleep and I would wake...
no joke.
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Packing list for Emory
clothes
fun stuff
food
toothbrush/toothpaste
oh, and
shoes.
did I miss anything?
TGIF
Thank goodness I’m fabulous!
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When people my age talk about how much they 'love'...
and i’m sitting there like..
last day of school before Emory!
I’m so fucking excited, ohmygod asdfgjkl; :D
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OHMYGOD I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS, FIRST THE SPIDER, NOW IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE LIKE A SATANIC BITCH THAT’S OUT TO GET ME HOLYHELLSHITSTINK I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT, I’M GOING TO GET RAPED AND MURDERED OHMYGOD SOMEONE PRAY FOR ME PLEASE. JESUS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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I THINK I JUST DIED. ALMOST. I CAN'T STOP TYPING...
THIS SPIDER CRAWLED INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND OHMYGOD THIS THING WAS SERIOUSLY THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR AND I JUST STARED AT IT FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES CONTEMPLATING IF I SHOULD GO GET A SHOE OR USE THE TRASH CAN AND AS I WAS TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT THE DOOR THIS HELL SENT DEMON CUNT LEGIT FUCKING JUMPED AT ME I HAVE NEVER FUCKING RAN SO BITCH RAPING FAST TO GET A SHOE AND I CAME...
Call me mister tumblr, I can make yo’ grades drop...
Religion is like a penis.
It’s fine to have one.
It’s fine to be proud of it.
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my throat.
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Define Trolling
The art of incognito observance of peoples personal lives on line.
Not to be confused with the act of secretly obtaining personal information. Creeping.
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When you go to the bathroom:
Expectations:
Reality:
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“What’s even creepier than looking exactly like...
I hate people.
On a brighter note, I changed my theme.
What's better than watching Obama's State of the...
Watching Mean Girls 2. That’s how bad this shit is.
“Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.”
If Harry Potter's so magical, why doesn't he just...
All my life, I've been good
but now, oh, I’m thinking what the hell.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEBENYAAAAAH MABABICHIBABA
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Marijuana grows naturally on our planet; Doesn’t...
“Well behaved women rarely make history.”
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Stay gold, ponyboy, stay gold.
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Say no to drugs.
Say yes to tacos.
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There are two types of greetings:
Friends:
Best friends:
If assholes could fly,
this place would be an airport.
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Guys, let's play a game.
Change one word of your username to vagina. Let me start:
JustVagina
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“I’m not gay, but I wish I was just to piss off the homophobes.”
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Chivalry is dead? Thats Because you killed it...
letsridetheshortbus:
Girls always complain that men never do anything for them anymore, like open doors, pay for plastic surgery and fake tans, build them ginger bread houses, or save them from eastern European sex traffickers in an explosion of fiery awesome. Well hello ladies, you can blame your selves. Guys only ever did those things so that they could be rewarded for their good deeds later...